Magic Pussy
a p-ssy so amazingly good that it is reason enough to ignore the woman’s flaws. whether she is annoying, b-tchy, boring, ugly, stupid, and crazy, a magic p-ssy is capable of making up for either or all of these flaws. it is the type of p-ssy that might belong to a woman who you dislike so much, yet can’t get her wonderful p-ssy out of your head, and you will cry when you can’t find another one just like it. =( i miss you so much magic p-ssy.
me: gawd, i hate that stupid b-tch, i can’t stand her, whenever she talks i just think of ways to kill myself or her. we have nothing in common, and paying for 2 movie tickets and a mcdonald’s meal seems to much money to spend on her.
friend: then why do you keep going out with her?
me: cuz she got the magic p-ssy.
friend: so what, there are tons of other p-ssy out there.
me: are you stupid or something? i said she has the magic p-ssy. ‘nough said.
a p-ssy that if you stick your d-ck into it, you’ll never get desperate again. you’ll be the most confident motherf-cker on the face of the earth, and will start to accept girls for who they are, rather than what they got. very few girls have it. not all celebrity women have it, even some girls who aren’t celebrities, but just very hot b-tches have it. approximately 1/1000 jocks have gotten it, and some male celebrities.
i hit the magic p-ssy and bust both nuts permanently. what a mess, but it felt good tho.
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