magic turd
a t-rd that is so clean that you don’t have to wipe. also known as a ‘get up and go’.
‘dude i just had the most lovely magic t-rd’
‘i thought you were quick’
‘yeah i love it when there’s no paperwork’
when you take a dump and the t-rd is not in the toilet when you get up. only the toilet paper is in the water.
i took a dump and the t-rd was not it the toilet when i stood up. it disappeared like a magic t-rd.
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