magic-user
the original dungeons & dragons arcane cl-ss, roughly equivalent to the current (fourth edition) wizard cl-ss. at the beginning of a game, a magic-user would have only one spell (typically, sleep or magic missile), could have as little as one hit point, and couldn’t wear any armor. a sucky character for the first several adventurers, and not likely to live very long.
al-kazak elam, first level magic-user, enters the dungeon with his fellow adventurers.
dungeon master: you’re attacked by a kobold (rolls dice). the kobold has initiative, attacks, and (rolls) does one point of damage to (rolls) al-kazak.
al-kazak elam: dead again. first room. again.
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