magical fire wand
a p-n-s after intaking enough capsaicin, the chemical that makes chili hot. this condition is similar in effect to ring of fire, except that it is far more intense and therefore painful.
characteristics include:
– initial inability to p-ss, it is difficult to get some flow going.
– extreme internal burning sensation of the p-n-s down the urethra.
– wishing you hadn’t started to p-ss.
– realizing you have to get it all out in one hit and bearing the pain.
how to get magical fire wand:
eat some habanero chilies.
we went ot cactus jack’s last night and got the suicidal salsa. this morning we had magical fire wands.
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