Magjag Splooge
term used to describe the event when a man is jacking/jerking/jagging off while viewing a dirty magazine with p-rnographic images such as playboy or penthouse, and the man splooges (-j-c-l-t-s) all over the magazine creating a giant mess of man gravy on the magazine.
johnny: bro, i was totally looking at my penthouse magazine yesterday and there was this picture of this fine girl and dude i just let out my man gravy all over the magazine.
beaver: dude, you totally had a magjag splooge.
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