Magnemite
a sad excuse of a pokemon that has magnets for arms, and leaves you wondering how they reproduce. p-sses everyone off because they can’t get hurt by earthquake.
when grown up, they’d have a permanent orgy with 2 other magnemite, connected through their bolt-shaped p-n-ses.
cristiano ronaldo : dude you have a magnemite! magnemagnemagnemite!
steven gerrard : f-ck off p-ssyface.
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