magnesia
the nick name for an mongoloid natured humanoid who has a tendency of s-xual attraction to male sheep. a magnesia is the result of generations of inbreeding, that is usually selected towards the youngest female sibling. a magnesia usually displays the physical characteristics of being rather tall, over weight, and excessively hairy. the weight issue causes a sever mental complex which leads to an end result of have little, or no friends. a magnesia is usually a focal point of teenage scrutiny. his strange looks and weird behaviors are easily made fun of and is a source of entertainment for many teens. magnesias are usually genital beasts, but have the ability to injure smaller individuals who cross a boundary when coming in contact with them. if one does in fact have an opportunity to wrestle or fight a magnesia, one must remember that due to the extremely small brain the a magnesia exhibits, they do not know their own strength and ability to hurt people. the best way to deal with a magnesia is to ignore them as much as possible, but if they do in fact come too close throw large stones and/or other available heavy objects at the beast, and hope to demobilize it. it is best to report a sighting of a magnesia to the proper authorities in order to minimize the sped of magnesias in further generations. forced sterilization is also recommended. one method of sterilization is by means of surgical treatment, but it is much easier and cheaper to just grab a magnesia by the b-lls (which are unusually small, un-human like) and rip them off. it is a word of advise to only allow professionals to deal with there humanoids. for they are in fact quite dangerous and can cause harm to humans, and for that matter farm animals.
example 1:
wow look at the big freak! -person 1
yeah, we better keep our distance from that magnesia. -person 2
example 2:
that magnesia is taking advantage of his little sister! -person 1
we better rip his little b-lls off!! -person 2
example 3:
what in the h-ll is banging my (male) sheep?!?!?! -person 1
that is one of those d-mn magnesias! lets throw stones at it!! -person 2
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