Magness
when one takes a giant dump upon someones chest whilst they are asleep, then, with a hair dryer, melts the t-rd untill it’s a liquid substance upon the sleeping victim
james: what did you do last night?
scott: i slept over my friends house. he didn’t stop snoring so i gave him a stinking magness
v. the act of taking a dump on someone’s chest, then blowing it with a hairdryer until it reaches liquid consistency.
john: that girl totally took a magness on my chest when i was sleeping!
frank: totally gross bro.
a girl named maggie who is full of f-gness. a magness will relentlessly p–p mexican out of her bhole and stank up any joint she enters. never let a magness into your house because her stench will forever haunt.
this house stinks like sh-t, somebody must have let magness in again.
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