magpie syndrome
an irrational affinity for shiny objects. when a highly shiny object is seen by the sufferer it often may induce a compulsive need to claim it and several minutes of staring at said object in the sun. this will later end in the sufferer pocketing the object to add to his/her collection by a sunny windowsill at home. if a shiny object is ouside of a sufferer’s grasp it will usually result in an strong, though usually short-lived obsession over it.
me: master chief’s armor wasn’t nearly as shiny as you said in the halo 3 trailer.
ray: yea it is it is sooooooooooooooooo shiny
me: magpie syndrome
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