Maguire
a male who is tall, lanky, wears gl-sses and has a bald head.
“shut up you maguire”
a tall lanky oke with no mates who has h-t excessive deflation after vac (this may be due to his tendancy to take dangerous amounts of anabolic steriods)…. when he is drunk he vividly talks about his small p-n-s and how he loves boerie in his mouth…
maguire: hey bro i’m drunk and my p-n-s is small
maguire: this would be the perfect time for a main boerie
avery tight v-g-n-, usually owned by a pr-ck.
“i want to get my d-ck wet in that maguire but its too tight!”
a male who is tall, lanky, wears gl-sses and has a bald head.
“shut up you maguire”
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