mahmut
mahmut is a turk who sits infront of hes pc and plays runescape 16 hours of hes day while eating hes mom sarma rolls. mehmets sometimes thing there the most powerfull and they are allways in debt
john: ughh my life sucks i hate it
debby: hey at least its not like mahmuts life
a man who has vast knowledge and wants to share it with you. he is extremely intelligent but never arrogant about it! he wants to be easily understood. he has this way of making you laugh when he tells the nerdiest jokes and his laugh is also funny! 🙂 he is genuine and kind. he has this adorable way of being awkwardly shy, but making you blush even more! he has comp-ssion and will look out for the underdog. he is generally interested in science, history, literature and religion. you will cherish him because he is unforgettable!
i could learn a lot from mahmut
a very wide muscular man that is very attractive and is very smooth when talking to the ladies most importantly he is known for having a large p-n-s specifically 9 inches
me: d-mn bro look at john hes swole!
friend: pshh hes nothing compared to mahmut will put the beats on him anyday
me: word
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