Mahopac


a semi-wealthy town, comparable to most towns in westchester county, right in the beginning of putnam county. originally, mahopac was strictly a vacation town for wealthy people from new york city. now, it is a fully active suburban town teeming with soccer moms. it is a town known for nothing more than its beautiful lake, great lacrosse program, and its fruitful abundance of the delicious vodka called popov.
i spent the majority of my senior summer wasted on lake mahopac.
a middle cl-ss suburban down in mahopac, new york, named after the once toxic lake in which the students of the middle school currently reside. it is a uncultured town, filled with guido italians, pot smoking skater kids, and snoody rich white folk. joe torre once lived there while he still coached the new york yankee’s but since his career was going to the back nine, he moved, leaving the town with its only source of interest. what remains is a large group of teenage children who are usually bored and think that by drinking alcohol in their parents bas-m-nt, hanging out at the stop and shop, or the mcdonald’s parking lot gives them some sort of “cool” factor. they fail to realize that this is just a precursor to their eventual downfall in society. basically, it blows.
tom: hey sean, you wanna go to mcdonalds?

sean: no, we’ll probably see vinny pot’s and pans or some r-t-rded pot head soph-m-res from mahopac there.

tom: man this town sucks. let’s go to jv.

a middle-cl-ss town in putnam county new york where there is an exorbitant amount of guidos, druggies and just an -ssortment of uneducated and uncultured people. the public school systems used to be fairly decent, but every year they get worse, especially mahopac high school. however, there are a good amount of decent people, but the town in general is boring, uneducated and undeveloped, much unlike the very nice westchester county to the south.
unfortunately, most people in the town do not yet posess the knowledge that they live in a sh-thole.

mahopac: noun
sh-ttiest town in the planet.
a suburban town in upstate new york filled drugged up/std ridden students who have conservitive republican and racist parents
i saw a sharpie up that cheerleaders nose! she must be from mahopac
semi-wealthy community in weschester/ at the beginning of putnum county. known for its good wrestling team and std ridden students
i wouldn’t hit that shes from mahopac.
that sk-nks from mahopac.
small town in putnam county, new york. 3 main elementary schools, 1 middle school and 1 high school. very amazing place to just chill. they have the best people on the planet there.
taylor: where should we go on vacay?
john: how about mahopac? its cute and quiet.
taylor: good choice.

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