maiela
amazingly s-xy. great in bed! smells like strawberries! always ready for a little wrestle but then burst out with some good lovin and a hug. loves music and everybody loves to see her twerk. is in love with her girlfriend. who is as handsome as a peach. she’s a chef that could cook a mean-ss meal.
d-mn i wish i had a maiela!
too bad she’s all nadines!
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