mailbox

one of the many ways that heteros-xual male friends show each other their genitals to be funny. kindof like giving somebody the brain or the batwing, the mailbox is the act of flipping the erect p-n-s upward, exposing the scr-t-m, thereby “raising the flag.”
yeah, he gave me the mailbox. he raised the flag.
when someone corners another person and kisses them with no way for the other person to escape
i just got mailboxed by jake

i’m gonna mailbox that chick over there 😉
an underground term refering to african americans with no real reason or meaning to why this word exists, thus giving white people a new term to say outloud with out any physical harm
(two white people at the “black mall”)

frank: (yelling out loud) “look at all these f-cking mailboxes in here!”

josh: omg…..i can’t believe you didnt get shot…that was awesome
mailbox (n.) – the -n-s. often reffered to in a s-xual sense.

see chocolate starfish
i banged her in the mailbox and it smelled.

i whitewashed her mailbox.
v.

typically, mail boxing requires three people; two being ‘together’ and the third man being .. unfortunate. in on it person a will either walk up to unsuspecting civilian, and perhaps engage them conversation. meanwhile, in on it person b will creeper-sneak behind unsuspecting civilian and go on all fours behind them. person a will then shove unsuspecting civilian, who falls backward in a confused and, hopefully amused heap while person b gets up unaffected. to be a successful mail box team requires time and practice, and it can be beneficial to stick with one partner (especially for the more difficult endeavors). if you find yourself an unsuspecting civilian, you should be happy to know that you are worth mail boxing and it’s all in good fun (or is it?)

mail boxing tends to involve three people, but can include many more if a mail box war breaks out. it is a great way to p-ss gym cl-sses with subs or introduce new members to your crew or track team. (no, it’s not hazing!) such should be done in gr-ssy areas or padded mats; avoid dangerous objects such as concrete and knives. >.>
morgan: hey, let’s go mailbox broch.
kristen: okay, shotty knees.

morgan: hey what’s up?
broch: not, much, you?
kristen: -crawls behind unsuspecting civilian-
morgan: oh, you know, not much.
broch: so, you wann—is pushed-
morgan & kristen: -giggle and run-
broch: what the f-ck?!
v.

typically, mail boxing requires three people; two being ‘together’ and the third man being .. unfortunate. in on it person a will either walk up to unsuspecting civilian, and perhaps engage them conversation. meanwhile, in on it person b will creeper-sneak behind unsuspecting civilian and go on all fours behind them. person a will then shove unsuspecting civilian, who falls backward in a confused and, hopefully amused heap while person b gets up unaffected. to be a successful mail box team requires time and practice, and it can be beneficial to stick with one partner (especially for the more difficult endeavors). if you find yourself an unsuspecting civilian, you should be happy to know that you are worth mail boxing and it’s all in good fun (or is it?)

mail boxing tends to involve three people, but can include many more if a mail box war breaks out. it is a great way to p-ss gym cl-sses with subs or introduce new members to your crew or track team. (no, it’s not hazing!) such should be done in gr-ssy areas or padded mats; avoid dangerous objects such as concrete and knives. >.>
morgan: hey, let’s go mailbox broch.
kristen: okay, shotty knees.

morgan: hey what’s up?
broch: not, much, you?
kristen: -crawls behind unsuspecting civilian-
morgan: oh, you know, not much.
broch: so, you wann—is pushed-
morgan & kristen: -giggle and run-
broch: what the f-ck?!
inviting target for heaving melons. melons may include paradise melons, watermelons, or “gallon” melons. quite satisfying when contact is made. points given for damage done. one point for contact, two for dent, three for knocking it sideways, four for knocking it completely of post, or schfifty-five points for taking out the pole and the box.
(that’s a record that’s only been done once)
“hey garrett, let’s go mailboxing!”
“sure, but only if chase doesn’t drive”

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