Mailer


v. to inflate the syllable count of any given sentence, while simultaneously disguising any meaning that may have been intended. see bemli
oh stop mailering and speak bl–dy english will you, ffs
2 more definitions
one who mails, and uses stamps and envelopes as weapons against unexpecting victims.

the official t-tle of mailer is only given when the mailg-d and mailg-ddess decide to do so.
1. what a complete mailer!

2. oi you mailer!

3. stop hogging all the envelopes and save some for the mailers!
s-x g-d
phew, you’re a bit of a mailer, you are.

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