maimed
getting completely destroyed or ripped apart by an event like a contest, game, or test. usually happens after you study all night for a test and get stuck on one question.
matt: “man, i just got maimed on that test!”
george: “that sucks.”
looking trashed after making out for a extended time.
its obvious what you have been doing.
she looked so maimed after snogging that guy all night
ugly, busted permanently injured in the face (not to be confused with main b-tch)
is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your maimed b-tch?
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