Mainfail


n. 1. a mistake which one finds comedic

2. a mistake that one desires to make light of

3. a major screw-up

note: one does not “do” a mainfail, but “hoists” a mainfail. the word originates from the play, “a christmas carol” in which actors have been known to yell, “hoist the mainfail!” when the line is actually “hoist the mainsail!”
1. aaaaaaaahahahahahaha! i can’t believe we just did that! hahahahaha! we should know better by now! hahahahahaha! i guess we just “hoist the mainfail!” hahahahahaha!

2. wow. we just made a really stupid mistake. talk about mainfail hoisting. now, back to business…

3. you just ran over my dog, the mainfail hoister!

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