Maintenance Beers
beers drank in order to fend off the early stages of hangover and/or alcohol withdrawal. also used to repress deep-seeded anger towards life in general.
“hey pete, why are you drinking, it’s 8:30 in the morning”
answer: “maintenance beers bro.”
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