maintenance blow job
wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.
i gotta give my hubby a maintenance bl-w j-b tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.
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