Maintenance Fuck
when your partner has s-x with you to avoid listening to you complain about not having s-x
him: “hey babe do you want to have s-x tonight?”
her: “ok it’s sunday you’re due for a maintenance f-ck.”
the act of f-cking a girl that one has f-cked before in order to strictly maintain a one’s s-xual rolodex.
i.e.-keeping your os updated on your smart phone
friend: want to get drunk tonight?
guy: i can’t i have a chick coming over for a maintenance f-ck.
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