Maintenance Wank
when you’re partic-p-ting in nofap and you begin to over s-xualise things, like apple pies and peanut b-tter sandwhiches, it’s time for a maintenance w-nk. this keeps your inner s-xual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward b-n-rs you might experience.
guy 1: “i keep getting stiffies when i see anything that vaguely resembles t-tties or a v-g-n-, it’s killing me.”
guy 2: “mate, it’s time for a maintenance w-nk. if you don’t let off some pressure, your d-ck is going to take over.”
#nofap #pressure reliever #hand to gland combat
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