mainwaring
one bad motherf-cker, who’s ancestors helped william the conqueror take england in 1081. mainwarings also enjoy good beer, such as imports or good budweiser products.
the mainwairng was one bad mother f-cker.
a s-xy boy who supports chelsea fc and has a quality, single mate called kieran.
“he’s pretty cool.”
“yeah man. he’s totally a mainwaring.”
“oh true… i wonder if his mate is still single.”
“yes he is.”
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