maja

a wonderful person and an amazing friend who is amazing
especially when stupid b-tches cant get their own lives.
always there for you, maja
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maja is an awesome person with lots of energy and comes with an absolutely splendid sense of humor. boys always fall head over heels for the fantastic maja. the special thing about the maja is that she looks good at any angle. so she is very easily recognizable, no doubt about that. also, when drinking alcohol, the maja never stops being awesome, even if she is sh-tfacewasted. the maja attracts only hot men who are very intelligent. she needs to be stimulated on her very smart self.
maja: “f-ck, i’m sh-tface wasted”
linn: “but you’re still awesome!”

maja: -makes a joke-
madeleine: rofl

maja: -walks around in circles and dances crazy monkeydance alle over the place-
kamilla: woooow, maja you look haaawt from any kind of angle!!

for example: people who look incredibly good, you can just say that they’re such a maja

out drinking and want your friend to be awesome no matter how drunk she or he gets, you can just ask them to be maja-wasted. much more charming.
swedish slang for weed
haru lite maja o sälja?
do you have some weed that i can buy?
smart, pretty and adorable! maja is probably one of the nicest people in the world. she is always there for you, and she knows what’s best. be friends with a maja. she’ll rock your world.
maja: are you okay?
friend: -starts crying her heart out-
maja: it’s gonna be okay!
marijuana
“i’m about to get some maja from steve”
usualy stands for a person who lives of her friends expenses. although, she’s a heavy drinker and smoker, she never has money for alcohol or her own cigarettes.
she can also be very moody and could get upset with you in a moment. she is quite unreliable, and she can transform to the person, who she hangs out the most.
but on the other hand, she knows how to be a good friend. and she is always there for you.
she also has some stupid and idiotic responses, that amuse people around her. (example: say whaaaa?)
friend: hey, maja!
maja: do you have a cigarette?

person 1: what kind of music do you listen now?
person 2: the same as kira does.
person 1: why?
person 2: because she’s my new best friend!
person 1: oh come on, you’re such a maja!
person 2: saay whaaaaa?
your mom, your mother, maja + faja, one of your parents…yessurr
i love my maja and mah paja