Majestic Man-Crab
a mystical and powerful half man, half crab monster that roams the american midwest, searching for its prey. looks like a young man with a pair of crab claws and sounds an awful lot like dr. zoidberg of the tv series, futurama.
human #1: holy t-ts! it’s the majestic man-crab!
mmc: whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!
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