Majestic Piledriver
the act of skydiving off your couch without any pants while your s-xual partner lays spread eagle on the ground. you have to be majestic or you will surely break it in half.
“hey zack, what’s wrong.”
“i tried a majestic piledriver last night on paco’s mom”.
“and’?
“i wasn’t majestic like an eagle”.
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