Majestic Seabass
a s-xual act consisting of allowing ryan simpson to oil up your body and striking you violently with his p-n-s.
the majestic seab-ss is a s-xual maneuver performed originally by ryan simpson. however, it has been widely recognized by popular trend to still currently only be performed by ryan simpson. a majestic seab-ss must always be capitalized by written text because it is a proper name for ryan simpson’s genatalia. to render the letters lower-case is a vile act of degradation to ryan simpson’s c-ck. the majestic seab-ss is an act of gratification and pleasure only given to the performer and not the receiver. receivers of the majestic seab-ss may end up smelling like fish because of the popularly recognized rumor that ryan simpson’s p-n-s smells like fish – and arguably: seab-ss. with a p-n-s that smells like seab-ss and a name like ‘majestic seab-ss’, how can one go wrong?
adelle: oh, well, h-llo. what brings you to my bedroom at such a quaint time?
joseph: oh, nothing, my dear. fancy meeting you here.
adelle: your sentiments have been reciprocated dear friend. would you mind majestically seab-ssing me all over?
joseph: you have tarnished the good name of the majestic seab-ss by speaking it in lower case! may the power of majestic seab-ss compel you!! -buffets adelle with p-n-s after oiling her up-
now, would you like a sloppy falafel?
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