Major Fagatron Mcballgrab
a pretty bizarre human. likes terrible racing games where he spends $1000000000 on.
he likes men, in the pants.
he can only dance the macarena…..backwards and naked.
he likes girls….as friends
hes a troll! he loves the word nor!
wow i am sooo awesome look at me dance and rub my body! i am major f-gatron mcballgrab!!!!
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