Make Due Stew
n. a stew or soup made from left overs or from the last bits of food in the pantry. the stuff you make when you don’t have enough food to create a decent meal so you throw what you do have in to a pot and add water and hope it tastes good and makes meals that satisfy you until you get paid and can afford to buy more food.
cooper “d-mn i’m so hungry. sh-t, all i have to eat is some frozen corn and some stinky potatoes. i guess i’ll have to whip up some make due stew again”
cooper “hey baby, how bout comin’ over tonight for dinner and a dip in the hot tub”
betty “what are you cookin’?”
cooper “i got some make due stew on the stove yo.. its yummy”
betty “pft, f-ck that sh-t dude”
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