Make Out With My Trashcan
another way of saying that you are in the process of vomiting or have to vomit
example 1:
girl 1: hey, have you seen my friend?
girl 2: yeah, she’s had one too many and is currently busy making out with her trashcan.
example 2:
guy (with sh-t breath): d-mn, girl, you’re hot!
girl: excuse me while i go make out with my trashcan
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