make some mermaids
to “make mermaids” is to shoot j-zz into a toilet. after flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. the fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an x or a y chromosome.
because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of s-m-n. please give generously.
person 1: what are you gonna do when you get home?
person 2: i’m gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.
person 1: you know, shower j-zz doesn’t technically fit the definition given above.
person 2: well at least it’s clean of sh-t.
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