Make yourself Taller
people often want to die quickly and end their lives in a fashion that doesn’t alert their friends. what’s a man to do?
simple; make yourself taller.
this is a euphemism for hanging one’s self. this is based off of a rather humorous scene in the anime “sayonara zetsubou sensei,” where the t-tular character, literally named “despair” in j-panese, tries to hang himself before a cheerful and exceedingly optimistic girl by the name of “kaf-ka fuura,” who states that her mother, father and many people in her family have tried to “make themselves taller.”
yes, they were all suicidal.
the /v/ equivalent to /a/’s make yourself taller is “summon your persona”
Read Also:
- fodrod
another name for a d-ckhead ‘you have no p-n-s, you have a fodrod’
- fog eyed
to be mentally disconnected from one’s surroundings: aloof: sp-ced out “after the 20 hour drive, francis wandered fog eyed through the parking lot.”
- Making it re-rain
when somebody picks up rain from the floor before the dancer or dancers have a chance to grab it and proceeds to use it as their own rain. yo that n-gg- just made it re-rain, that sh-t just ain’t cool. what a fake -ss pimp, trying to make it rain with someone else’s rain, that […]
- foot-in-mouth disease
an affliction where one has the tendency to slip up in a conversation and eat their own words. see: open mouth, insert foot i accidentally insulted joe’s mom right in front of her. i think i have foot-in-mouth disease. most politicians suffer from foot-in-mouth disease; they make promises that they never keep which eventually bites […]
- Ong Tote
when your beard gets caught in a blender and you scream latin curses at that guy across the street for giving you a look of confusion and bill murray makes an appearance on a ride on lawn mower owned by the un and anyone see that movie eraserhead? that’s pretty messed up, i am currently […]