makeoutclub
a dating site riddled with bugs that pretends not to be a dating site where apathetic pseudo-hipsters coexist with fake profiles and bi emo tweens.
i built my own website in the time it took to load a makeoutclub page.
a website where scene kids post webcam shots of themselves to prove who’s more “scene”, “emo” and or “hip” than the other. this is a mecca for lonely scene kids and hipsters to find others to befriend, date or hook up with. see also lipstickparty
i saw that guy’s profile on makeoutclub, he thinks he’s scene.
a website where desperate, shy emo boys can find large numbers of insecure loose scenester punk and emo girls to easily hook up with.
abbreviated “moc”
see also netwh-r-
i imed 20 girls off of makeoutclub and hung out with 10 of them.
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