making grandma’s pizza
v.making, made, going to make grandma’s pizza- refers to a s-xual act in which the male takes a bowl and fills it with mixed fruit. the female must then take the fruit and spread it evenly across a piece of bread. the bread is then inserted into a toaster and the male will then attempt to have s-x with the toaster. he should now be burnt along with the bread crumbs and mixed fruit on his erect p-n-s. the male will then proceed to have regular intercourse with the female with his burnt, bread crumb and mixed fruit covered p-n-s. this gives the female and some mentally insane males with a fettish of getting his p-n-s burnt intense pleasure.
george went to the hospital because he was making grandma’s pizza with sally and he accidentally had the toaster set at the highest setting.
male-“lets make some of grandma’s pizza baby.”
female-“ok, do we have bread?”
male-“yeah”
female-“do we have fruit?”
male-“yeah”
female-“ok then lets do this. wait! is it mixed fruit?”
male-“…n..no”
female-“then forget the pizza; no s-x for you.”
male-“….” -sob-
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