making whale noises on the big white phone
the act of taking a m-ssive p–p on the toilet (the big white phone). so m-ssive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
man, i was so stuffed from that meal, that i just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.
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