Malakia
malakia
greek slang
“malakia” (abstract noun, plural “malakies”) is used as
-the literal act of masturbation
-a slang word for s-m-n specifically produced by that act.
-it also can be used to describe nonsense.
-an item considered worthless
-a mistake, or (ironically and degradingly) a time-consuming non-productive action. the parallel exists since these actions are a way to consume excessive energy and satisfy a desire, more or less like w-nking.
the use of “malakia” to mean “masturbation” traces back to medieval greek. it is used in this sense in the life of st. andrew the fool and in the life of st. niphon, both of which date to the tenth century.
my c-ck is swollen i had 10 malakia (es) today
do not believe in what he is saying he is talking makakia (es)
your new car is a big malakia
i am doing malakia instead of working i am publishing greek slang on urban dictionary
the act of masturbation
molis twra travhxa mia petuxhmenh malakia.
holly sh-t, i pulled a malakia and my j-sm went on my laptop.
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