malaphor
a mixing of two idioms, commonly resulting in an alternate meaning of the statements
jim’s favorite malaphor is “i’ll burn that bridge when i come to it.”
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a mixed metaphor
after two martinis, bill was spewing malaphors like “he’ll do anything at the drop of a bucket” and “we missed our door of opportunity”
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