Malay language
a supposedly non-existent language that only came into existence after centuries of continuous plaguerizing of culture from indians, indonesians, chinese, j-panese, thais, british, americans, arabs, taliban, skinheads, camwh-r-, etc. the malay language, or “bahasa melayu”, is therefore, a mixture (or what malaysians called “rojak”) of sanskrit, tamil, portuguese, english, arab, mandarin, hokkien, cantonese, & whatever sh-t they can copy. there are only 5 original, non-plaguerized malay words in the language. wth.
malay language is usually used when
1.) asking chinese/indian minorities to go back to china/india
2.) har-ssing s-xy non-muslim girls(esp. chinese). what perverts.
3.) cursing all infidels for not praying 5 times a day, drink beer, and eat pork.
4.) p-ssing national exams, after which you can start ditching it cos’ it has no commercial nor international value whatever
5.) arguing with dumb malay nationalists and islamists. this is considered a n-ble act as this is the only language these apes can ever speak.
6.) when surfing for malay p-rn. isn’t it promising? extra language, extra options? no? :p
examples from malay language
table:
in portuguese: “meza”
in malay: “meja”
contribution
in sanskrit: “bhakti”
in malay: “bakti”
infidel
in arab: “kafiroun”
in malay: “kafir”—
—most popular word used by enraged malay muslims to cover up their inability to hold back s-xual urges towards s-xy non-muslim girls. malay muslim girls not allowed to be s-xy, remember?
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