Malaysia Flight 370


a s-x move that consists of sneaking out of the bedroom during s-x and ceasing contact indefinitely.
molly: ‘melissa, why are you crying?’
melissa: ‘i was having s-x with brendan, and he stopped, so i turned around to ask him why, but he wasn’t there anymore. he hasn’t responded to my texts or calls, and no one has heard from him in a week!’
molly: ‘sounds like he gave you the malaysia flight 370!’

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