malcolm’d
when you insult malcolm, and he dishes it right back at ya! malcolmed
you are so stupid.
>your face is so stupid!
1. to be at the receiving end of a witty riposte.
2. to be at the receiving end of an unusually large erection
oh no i’ve just been malcolm’d (works for both definitions)
1. to have a dad tats soo hott he gives it good and a mom tats a milf
2. to be a guy hit on by g-y pick up lines
3. to get ur -ss kicked every time you talk to a girl
4. to be scared when hit on by girls
uve been malcolmd if u get a pick up line as bad as:
is ur father a theif cuz it looks like some1 stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes
or
f-ck me if im wrong but rnt u jennifer lopez?
what someone is when they suck a d-ck so hard they pull the skin right off.
malcolm sucked the d-ck so hard the skin came off. he got malcolm’d.
when the feels gets to real you get nervous and scared you ghost out
friend: hey bro did you tell her your true thoughts and feeling about you two? me: nah bro i am going to “malcolm’d her..
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