Malcolmitis
n. an unofficial disease contracted by everyone at some point. symptoms may include drowsiness, aches and pains, and accelerated aging.
see also malcolmish
-ssociate: i can’t come into work today.
manager: why not?
-ssociate: oh, i’ve contracted malcolmitis.
manager: oh my god…well you just stay home, i can’t have you working while you’re malcolmish.
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