Malden
a city “just outside boston” on the orange line filled with little more than pizza places, hair and nail salons. though there is practically nothing in malden, everything is no further than 20 minutes away, including the beach, downtown boston, and the woods.
it is also one of the most culturally diverse places in the boston area.
medford + diversity – trees = malden
person 1: where are you from?
person 2: just outside boston.
person 1: o, where abouts?
person 2: malden
a place “right outside of boston”. aka the dirty den, which gets its name from the people residing there – filled with mostly stoners, wanna be hipsters, wanna be jocks, w-ngsters (that get suspended from mhs for drugs, violence, ect.), your typical basic b-tch(wearing the basic b-tch uniform = uggs jeans north face jacket and bone straight hair). populated with every race on the planet and the typical working cl-ss family. there is nothing exciting to do in malden, so don’t go there if you are looking for a good time, but being right outside the city you have plenty of options.
w-ngster: the ” maple wood gang ”
w-ngster 1: kehd lets go get sh-t faced in front of malden high
w-ngster 2: yeah doood i already got expelled, i’m d
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