Malden, Illinois


malden, illinois is a mythical town with one deranged resident. it is a figment of its creator’s imagination. malden is not real, nor does it have a zip code.
malden’s sole resident: “let’s go back to malden, illinois!”
friend: “no, not this again..”

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