Malden Man
a very handsome, well educated, erudite man. usually of middle eastern and/ or mediterranean descent. the malden man is very cosmopolitan, well read, articulate, smokes, speaks at least three languages fluently and will either have a ph.d. from mit or an mba from northeastern university. he is often married and faithful to his wife despite being a wicked flirt. if he is single take a ticket and queue up girls he will have more groupies than mick jagger ca. 1968 and brad pitt combined.
wael is the epitome of the malden man – – i’d think twice before asking him out . . . again.
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