male

something gifted with two heads, but only uses one or the other…or neither
female: want to come over later?
male: sure
male’s thoughts: dude! s-x!
1. generally good people. but there are some examples of true -ssholes who do think that women are inferior to them and are just a means for s-x. not all are, but a select few need to get a serious wake up call.

for those who don’t, thank you for being a good person. for those who do, if you need s-x that bad, here’s a magazine, some lotion, and i hope you are smart enough to find your hand.
3. female
an inferior species that, over the course of time, has not learned that it’s purpose is s-x. they have insisted that they be equal to men, when in fact, they could never be. fat women should die.
rape is fun. really fun.

see -sshole
a life support system for a p-n-s. is replaceable by a d-ld-. soon to be abolished.

meant to f-ck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. nothing else.

if you are offended by this definition, please see what “males” wrote about the female. and you will understand.
girl: hey, little doggie, go mow the lawn, you worthless male!!!
1. contrary to popular belief, men are not “teh sh-tz” or whatever they tend to believe that they are. while women go through their phases, men tend to rarely grow out of them and sometimes act the same way in their middle ages as they did in their teen years.

generally, men tend to be egoists. there is such a thing as a nice guy, however, though you’ll be hard pressed to find one. some men are wonderful, caring people, but there are also -ssholes, who are worthy of being burned on the stake.

many people believe it to be correct for men to be physically and emotionally attracted to women; they can also be attracted to other men as well. these men are called h-m-s-xuals. they can be b-tchy or nice as well.

men and women differ in their s-xual organs, whereas men have d-cks and other fun stuff, women get b–bs and v-g-n-s. oooh, what fun.

the male is also the y in the equation, just so ya know.

2. slightly derogatory way to call a guy a man.
1. “that’s the male bathroom, and that’s the female bathroom.”

2. “what a male!”
a walking idiot with a p-n-s.
1.the cause of global warming and everything else bad that happens on earth

2.one of the best things that ever happened to woman

3.someone who thinks they are better then everybody when they aren’t
d-mn…that male is hot

i am better than that male

male: those of the human species who produce the y chromosone in reproduction.

commonly known as : s-xist, egotistical, self-centred, machoistic, hypocritical (abbreviated list)

statistics: at one of many points during their life, each male progress through several phases, most of which they never grow out of.

1. showing off; due to the compulsive need to bolster their ego’s, males show of and compete with the intention of proving themselves better than every one else.

2. arrogance; mistakenly believing that they are the superior s-x, when it is woman who bring them into the world and nuture them. looking down their nose with contempt at those who may not have the beliefs, values, or materialistic perks that they have.

3. s-xism; forgetting that they originally started off as females.
evidence: males have nipples when they have no need for them, however, a fetus that may develop into a female would need them. it has alos been scientificcally proven.

4. nymphomaniac; regardless of what they actually think perosnally, they project an image to the world that all they are after is s-x, thus creating the sterotypicla view of males, which ahs been proven true considering that they think about s-x on an average of 400 times a day.

5. the baby; whinging, whining, and all around b-tching that they can’t do something, an attemtping to make other people do it for them. also, exagerrating injuries out of proportion for attention.

at some point in their life, all males are complete and utter jerks. granted, women are often b-tches at some point, but men do it far more often, are far more aggressive, and every war ever started and kept going ahs been cause buy a man.

males are agressive, compet-tive, single-track tunnel view thinkers, who do not think into the reasons (such as emotional, or circ-mstances) for peoples behaviour.

granted, there are exceptions, but they stand at around 2-5% of the male population- and those are the exceptions that show the world what they are, instead of hiding behind the maks of a big tough guy.
1. teenage males.
2. mid twenty aged males.
3. middle aged males.
4. 20-40 age group.
5. all ages.

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