Male Pattern Laziness


most often found in boys and men, it is the habit of exerting the least amount of effort and energy to accomplish a task, usually unsuccessfully.
older sister: did you finish writing your resume for that job application?
younger brother: yeah, here it is.
older sister: this is a mess.
younger brother: i couldn’t find a good template, so i just made one up.
older sister: um, well, here’s a bunch i found on google. why was that so hard?
younger brother: it’s not my fault, i have male pattern laziness

magazine headline: why do guys date sk-nks?
reader 1: can you believe they spent three pages on this?
reader 2: that’s three pages too many just to explain male pattern laziness.

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