male tears
slang for s-m-n. sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral s-x.
nick: what did you get jennifer for her birthday?
joe: i bought her a male tears mug. she earned it after the bl-wj-b she gave me last week.
jack: i’m going to ask jill if she’ll be in our bukkake.
kurt: jill is into that sort of thing?
jack: yeah, haven’t you seen her “i bathe in male tears” shirt?
jonas: swallow or spit?
christine: male tears are delicious!
jonas: sweet!
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