malenda
the s-xiest, naughtiest, most exciting person you’ll ever meet. usually has extremely large br–sts. their brain is just as gigantic making them the perfect woman. a malenda always has the best sense of humor . she will make you laugh even at the most inappropriate times. she will love you like no other woman. her craving for her man’s c-ck is unquenchable.
“d-mn she f-cks me like a malenda”
“wow she really loves you……yeah she’s got a malenda heart”
“she’s got me nearly peeing my pants with that malenda humor”
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