malepolish
nailpolish worn by a man.
adam lambert from american idol season 8 is often seen wearing black malepolish.
finger nail polish for men, usually of the metros-xual type who care about their looks. typically matches in color with their manpris, manigans, man makeup, skin tone, and/or manktops.
person 1: i went to the drugstore today to buy some male polish, wanna try some?
person 2: sorry dude, thats not my thing. i’m not metros-xual like you.
person 1: oh yeah, sorry….. oh but i also bought some man makeup in your skin tone!
person 2: …
nail laquer applied to a man’s hands.
“it takes a real man to go around neon pink malepolish”
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