Malestration
also known as man pms, when a man is real moody after a very stressful situation. usually lasts a day or two but it has been reported that some men keep up with their malestration for a whole week or more.
man 1: hey, whats up?
man 2: nothin much just chillin.
(man 1 steps on man 2’s foot on accident)
man 2: holy f-ck what is your problem get out of my way or im gonna rock your sh-t! im thejuggernaught b-tch!
man 1: d-mn, whats causing your malestration?
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