Malf of Doom


a cool dude that cuts bigheads down, slicks his hair back, shoots down b-tterflies with a 12-gauge, has been bailed out of jail 12 times, and eats live raw bats. he is known for his hatred of asians and his lack of all reasoning.
i am malf of doom!

don’t you want to eat?

no, the great malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! ha ha!

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